Vainity & The Purpose to Be Hairless

To be a woman, means so much. One of which is to be pretty damn cute at all times. Some how, subjectively... that doesn't work for me. HOWEVER, I will maintain casual up keep and maintenance it would take to make me look presentable not crazy. I am by no means VAIN, but how far can you go to be a woman and to not be in the same category as vanity.

Vanity: An inflation of mind upon slight grounds; empty pride inspired by an overweening conceit of one's personal attainments, appearance or decorations; an excessive desire for notice or approval; pride; ostentation; conceit.

Well that just makes it sound so negative. I'm sure we all take the extra measure for a little personal attention. I read an article that said that women look in the mirror 27 times a day. 27 times? For what? I know I do about half that... not including the glass work doors, the vending machine reflection and the back of my ID case. lol

I speak of this because I'm damning the day I decided to get laser hair removal. I've been doing it for a few years now, but like alot of women that are afraid to admit it, I do get a nice hairy visitor above my upper lip, and side burns that could make Elvis blush. Thanks to some wonderful genes and a few chromosomes this was able to be carried to me. My latin chikas got it just as bad and their gorgeous, it just happens..so we share our secrets.

At this moment, my face is burning off and red like I slept on a oven eye.. The stuff we go through to be beautiful. Here are some other shamelessly beauty vanities that make being a woman that much harder.

1. Laser hair removal

2. Brazilian Waxing, did it come from Brazil? Crazy people

3. Labia Surgery, which I think is a crock, unless your a hermaphrodite

4. Sweat Gland Surgery

5. Buttock Implants I got my mine from my mama.. lol

I'd say stick w/ what God gave you and make it work in your life. My friends might call me Mufassa <~~ (hairy lion) but I'm still happy... without the labia or ass surgery. lol