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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Seeing is Believing..

and then I almost had a panic attack. NO.. I did have a panic attack..

I went on babycenter.com to look up information, research mommy details that I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE ABOUT.. like the actual birthing of a baby. I sat here at work, played the video. Didn't look too bad, it was like lady's top part of her body, she was just in pain..screaming a tad. THEN the camera goes way SOUTH. .. my heartbeat races, I'm sweating a little so I take off my sweater, I see the head of the baby, and blood stretching this woman's vulva to complete capacity..my stomach turns, and I start darting my eyes looking for a trash can.. I grab a laminated chart and start to fan myself, close my eyes and breathe deeply..until my heart races slower.. What the hell just happened? Was I that disturbed over having a baby?

Usually I'm not such a bitch over slimy, bloody, eerie things, but that got to me.

I'm totally clueless on all this stuff and it's starting to stress me out. I think this is where it's coming from. I mean you should see my dreams. Talk about weird.

Lately, I've been bugging my mom friends with all these questions. I know they are getting so tired of me asking questions that seem so, I dunoo.. dumb!? I call one up and ask about what she does with her kids while she's at work. lol So we talk about Daycare. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DAYCARE COST?.. it's a whole brand new (LEXUS) car payment a month!!! What a rip off. So, what the hell am I gonna do?
Stay home? Yea right! Who can do that anymore? I think my hubs will have to work nights and I will work mornings.. Good-bye to seeing him anymore.. Guess that's just what having a child is about sacrificing some time together.. ? Whatever. I'm game. Fuckin bring it.

Here is the link to that video.. go see a baby born and see if you don't lose your lunch. lol Mother Giving Birth Epideral

Natural Birth

9 comments:

Jillian said...

you are too silly...aaand YES i hear my friends talk about how much they spend a month ALONE on daycare...MAAAAAN! and it's not getting any less expensive!

im not too sure i want to watch that lol...

She's Gotta Have It said...

I can't believe I missed this! I'm subscribed to your blog but seemed to have overlooked the pregnancy announcement. CONGRATS, LADY! I'm happy for you.

I've already decided that I want to have children one day, so I enjoy looking at baby-related things. Up until yesterday I avoided the icky delivery part, but then I saw a birth on Discovery Health and I just about lost my dinner! I guess it's something we all have to go through. The end result makes up for it all, I'm sure.

Best wishes to you and the hubbie. I'm looking forward to keeping up with your pregnancy on the blog =)

dizzblnd said...

I am still beaming with happiness for you.

Now that I have said all the mice stuff... time for the smartass in me to come out.

Say goodbye to sleep, sex, privacy, money, adult conversation, sanity and life as you know it. Practice your baby talk. Grab a niece or a nephew and practice handling the temper tantrums. OH and to reiterate on the money thing.. just open the window and throw it all out now.


Sorry didn't mean to scare you. Kids are WONDERFUL! I don't know what I'd do without mine.


Enjoy every moment and don't wish she/he hurries up and grows up fast. Before you know it they are graduating high school.... sigh


Keep us posted and feel free to ask for advice!

mrs. mary mack said...

Um I've got about 8 more weeks and I refuse to watch any such video! LOL Daycare is for the birds. Why the hell does it cost so much. I wish businesses would just let us take the little boogers to work for a small "interruption fee". LOL I'm still on the fence about working or staying home. I plan on making my final decision when she gets here! I'm glad another blogger is going through this too! LOL Misery loves company.

StarzGazR said...

UGHHH i just made the mistake of watching that video.. and lost my appetite.. literally threw my chipotle burrito bowl in the trash!!!

SheBloggs said...

Jilly..
I know right? Daycare is ridiculous. and yea, good job on passing the video.. too much for me!

She's Gotta..
Thank you doll!! <3 We're happy, babies are a blessing. I know you would make some cutie pie ones!

Pattycakes..
Your the best! Thanks hon! And your TIPS! OMG funnny.. sad thing is money is already thrown out the window!

Mrs. Mary..
8 more weeks!!!!!!! I couldn't imagine! Have you been watching those baby stories on TLC? Those aren't too bad.. Ok, yes they are... they are bad.
I know you have to be hot as hell in TX to have a baby in Aug.. I'll tell you one thing though I wish I had a summer baby! =0( My day is July 29th and my husband's is July 24th and summer b-days are so fun! Your gonna have a blast with your baby. Glad to be of company! These are the best times.. even though I remember our earlier blogs where we were childless talking about having kids..geeeeze! How time changes things..

Star..
You lost your lunch too!!!! Seee.. wasn't that crazy!?? I've never seen such thing.. sorry to grose you out babe..lol

Yan Tan said...

hey hunn just stopping by showing your blog some love...very interesting we love it... : )


**yantan**


come stop by sometime.. ;-p

Lil Honey B said...

Don't worry so much! Everything will fall into place, you'll see!

mrs. mary mack said...

Okay I broke down and watched the videos with my husband. I damn near "shat" myself. The chick with the natural birth is a soldier. The c-section islooking better and better! LOL

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